taylorswift:

My home phone is ringing. I did not know I had a home phone. Interesting development.

(via eyesopen)

emliyfields:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

(Source: skaterparadise, via khaleesibeyonce)

taylortwister:

smartphoned:

when you’re really angry but the only thing you have to smash is a stupid purple ribbon

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whip it